The Bonnie Tilers – Best business name ever?

How grout are The Bonnie Tilers

Behold!!! I have seen this van a couple of times locally but never been able to photograph the darn thing. Finally I passed it on the weekend and now can unfetter their brilliance upon the world.

Look closely.

Look again at the photo above. Now look down. See it? When you look closer it isn’t Bonnie Tyler at all.  See the Genius!

Holding out for a Hero? The Bonnie Tilers

Further monetizing suggestions for the Bonnie Tilers.

(Do your Tiles) Tuuuurn Around? Every now & then…Well call us on 0435 – xxxxxx

Or. Customer in italics

And I need you now tonight (Sorry we finish at 4pm)
And I need you more than ever (OK. That will cost triple)
And if you’ll only hold me tight  (Um, OK awkward)
We’ll be holding on forever  (Well our tiles will)
And we’ll only be making it right (Bad tiles need to go, no two ways)
Cause we’ll never be wrong together (Can we get a reference?)
We can take it to the end of the line (We never leave gaps)
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time (Ummm…)
I don’t know what to do and I’m always in the dark (We do tiles not electrical lady)
We’re living in a powder keg and giving off sparks (Seriously you need an electrian!!)
I really need you tonight (Ok we’ll be there at 7pm)
Forever’s gonna start tonight (Well not forever –technically – we give a five year guarantee)

I’m turning 1000 – how should I celebrate?

I'm turning 1000

So OK I know that the guy that has the blog about paint drying gets like a 1000 views an hour – however – I am still pretty excited about my impending watershed. 1000 views from youz! But what should I do to celebrate?

I’m thinking…

  • Site redesign
  • Ticker tape parade. May need to get permits though and that involves forms. I have mentioned that I think forms are the paper of the devil, and my most hated thing ever, so that’s out.
  • TV spectacular
  • Charity fun run
  • Mega simultaneous concerts in London, New York, Paris & Ushuaia
  • One thousand people spelling out the number ‘1000’ on some revered icon. Like a MCG, Lords or Yankee Stadium

I know all of the above is a bit low-key and understated. Do you have any ideas of how to celebrate turning the big 1000.

So awesome!

All advice welcomed. You know, unless it’s a bit dumb in which case I may snigger. But let’s just see…