‘As seen on TV’ Has common sense flown the coop?

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Skinless chicken. Certainly one of the more talented reality TV show contestants I have seen lately

‘As seen on TV’. Are they serious? Chicken! A breast of chicken…

Extreme pun zone – Enter at own risk.

Since when did dead lifeless flesh become famous?  Opps hang on I forgot Kyle Sandilands. Him aside I really think that a container of chicken breast is a really poultry excuse for a celebrity. Can you picture this.

Phones BFF – “OMG, OMG. Oh My Gaawd, I’m just down at the supermarket and you’ll never guess who I’ve just seen from the TV…”

That said very happy that the chicken breast has been plucked from anonymity & given an appearance on My Kitchen Rules. One to add to the show-reel certainly. You may have already scene chicken breast in such shows as The Bill (I know that should really be The Beak, yes, yes), West Wing & who will ever forget the triumph that was Bok to the Future.

My Kitchen Rules certainly does rule the roost in it’s timeslot but having had the accidental  misfortune of catching about five minutes of it once I would actually much rather just watch an assortment of brainless & barely covered breasts. Oh hang on that’s Jersey Shore right?

Juvenile, err – YES! Yet just laden with massive …

...? Oooh so much double entendre potential . Thank you fate

…Possibility!

Not being from the UK I don’t know the show, don’t even actually really know the celeb (strange that, on a reality show & not that well-known anymore – quelle shock!) but I do know potential when I see it!

Thank you God of Puns, Gatekeeper of Sniggers and the subtle winds of insinuation for blowing those ‘…’s into that location. Ooh as the nun said to the Greco-Roman wrestler.

Yes I am 39 going on 15 & yes I do smirk at the word moist regardless of context but don’t resist join me.

severely straining his…?

           lengthy blade

           delicate sequins

The dots are funny, unfortunate but funny. A little bit like this (gentlemen try not to squirm too much!):